“Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.”

Ben Stiller - White Goodman

“- Danny Ocean: I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
- Tess Ocean: Monet.
- Danny Ocean: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
- Tess Ocean: They also painted occasionally.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“I'm going to go home, mix some paint, and try to create something original.”
Alan Rickman - Ed

“There once was a lad from Australia, who painted his ass like a dahlia, the color was fine and likewise the design, but the aroma -whew!- that was the failure.”
Bryan Brown - Lt. Peter Handcock