“If a girl says she's on the pill, you use something anyway. Pill ain't going to keep your dick from falling off.”
Laurence Fishburne - Furious Styles

“Party 'till you're pregnant!”
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.”
Judy Greer - Joanie

“- Brad Kimble: I'm short of money. Um. Uh. Ok. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things, these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
- Cashier: $4.75.
- Brad Kimble: Damn it!”

Will Friedle - Brad Kimble
Kathy Griffin - Cashier

“- Matuzak: Damn it, Ricky, I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck.
- Ricky: Sorry, chief.
- Walker: Looks like safe sex to me.”

Bruce McGill - Matuzak
Scott Bellis - Ricky
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Walker