“If it bleeds, it leads!”
Kelsey Grammer - Robert Hawkins

“You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino

“- Mike McDermott: What happened?
- Worm: Nothing, she closed her legs too fast!”

Matt Damon - Mike McDermott
Edward Norton - Worm

“Don't hurt me! I think I may be a bleeder!”
Stuart Pankin - Dudley Laywicker

“- Dr. Suzanne Carter: What are you doing here?
- Paul Blake: Well, I'm kinda bleeding in your doorway. Can I come in?
- Dr. Suzanne Carter: Sure. Didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?”
Harley Jane Kozak - Dr. Suzanne Carter
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake