“- Tommy: You wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar.
- Bert: The nougat?”
Hal Courtney - Tommy
James DeBello - Bert

I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his "Brief History of Time"…from my fourth grade paper.
Kelly Nyks - Arrogant Aaron

“- William Thatcher: Were you robbed?
- Geoffrey Chaucer: [laughs] Funny really, yes, but at the same time a huge resounding no. It's more of an... involuntary vow of poverty... really.”

Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer

“He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him down!”
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett

“- Mike Lowrey: Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.
- White Carjacker: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I suck! That's why I need your car.”

Will Smith - Mike Lowrey
Kim Coates - White Carjacker