“- Joe Waters: What's wrong with us anyway, Gus? We work hard. We got great families and kids and beautiful wives. We work hard. We go to church. All we like to do is go fish. We don't bother nobody.
- Gus Green: Yeah, we're lucky, Joe.
- Joe Waters: Why does everything got to go wrong around us?”
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters
Danny Glover - Gus Green

“I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Pete Hogwallop: Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.
- Everett: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.”
John Turturro - Pete Hogwallop
George Clooney - Everett

“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Butch Cassidy: Once they divide up, we take them, no trouble, right?
- The Sundance Kid: Maybe.
- Butch Cassidy: Boy, for a gunman, you're one hell of a pessimist.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid