“We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him, not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me God!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“You'd like it here, you know. We've got everything. Power cuts, strikes, unemployment, race riots, and a terrific crime rate.”

Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley

“We've always seen America as a very homogeneous society.”
Cherie Lunghi - Myrna Smithee

“Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle, turtle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Trudi: Isn't that girl Sara awful? I mean, what's with that accent?
- Harris K. Telemacher: She has an accent because she's English.
- Trudi: Or maybe she's just trying to impress everybody.
- Harris K. Telemacher: Oh, like that big phony, Winston Churchill.”
Marilu Henner - Trudi
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher