“My dad always drives my mum, so that means I gotta ride you!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy

“If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.”
Alan Alda - Sidney Miller

“Watching my parents renew their wedding vows is like watching ambulance drivers push the victims back into the wreck.”
Aden Young - Rick Dunne

My parents have been married for 26 years. They're like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.
Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Miner

“- Sarah: Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore!
- Tom: You haven't been a virgin since college.
- Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure.”

Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom