“I think maybe I should mention before you make any faux pas here, that we have a tradition in this family, we don't kill other people.”
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“- Deb: Are they still letting you run for president?
- Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.”
Tina Majorino - Deb
Efren Ramirez - Pedro

“- Jude: We don't have it in England, is it a big deal?
- Max Carrigan: Well, it's a heart-warming American tradition.
- Lucy Carrigan: Yeah. It celebrates the time when the Indians shared their food with the early settlers. And how did we repay them? We slaughter them in thousands then ship them off to the shittiest bits of real estate.”
Joe Anderson - Jude
Jim Sturgess - Max Carrigan
Evan Rachel Wood - Lucy Carrigan

“- James 'Droz' Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time to revive an ancient tradition we seem to have long forgotten.
- Cecilia: They confiscated the altar, Droz.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: No, I'm not talking about human sacrifice.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
Gale Mayron - Cecilia

“- Molly Bell: Honey what happened? What was that all about?
- Jess Robin: When a Jew mourns somebody dead, they tear a piece of their clothing.
- Molly Bell: Who's dead?
- Jess Robin: I am.”
Lucie Arnaz - Molly Bell
Neil Diamond - Jess Robin