• “- Fletcher Reede: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?
    - Judge Marshall Stevens: Can't it wait?
    - Fletcher Reede: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!
    - Judge Marshall Stevens: Is that true?
    - Fletcher Reede: It has to be!
    - Judge Marshall Stevens: In that case I'd better take a quickbreak myself.”

    Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
    Jason Bernard - Judge Marshall Stevens
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