“- Idgie Threadgoode: It's a boy!
- Reverend Scroggins: I think a little prayer of thanksgiving would be in order.
- Idgie Threadgoode: God dammit to hell, son of a bitch, she did it! Here's to Ruth.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode
Richard Riehle - Reverend Scroggins

“Oh Lord, please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock, don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock, don't braise or bake or boil us, or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh please don't lightly poach us, or baste us with hot fat, don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat. And please don't stick thy servants Lord, in a rotissomat.”

Michael Palin - Chaplain

“Mother Night, fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace.”
Tim Curry - Darkness

“- Hannah Wald: I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
- Kansas Hill: Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“You pray to your God. And I'll pray to mine.”
Ioan Gruffudd - Solomon Levinsky