“- Pinky - The Manager: Don't hurt him boys. He's got a movie to make.
- Chanticleer: I ain't makin' nothin' with you!
- Pinky - The Manager: King, I got a lot of money tied up in this picture. I don't wanna lose my money, and you don't wanna lose your friends.
- Chanticleer: That's blackmail!
- Pinky - The Manager: That's showbiz!”

Sorrell Booke - Pinky - The Manager
Glen Campbell - Chanticleer

“- Hank: What about, uh... What was her name? Carrie Richards? She liked you even though you were a broke dick.
- Jacob: Oh, her. Yeah. That was a whole different deal. That was... her friends, they pitched in 100 bucks altogether and bet her that she wouldn't go steady with me for a month.”
Bill Paxton - Hank
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“- Peter Brady: If we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.
- Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.
- Jan Brady: And make new friends.
- Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.”
Paul Sutera - Peter Brady
Jesse Lee Soffer - Bobby Brady
Jennifer Elise Cox - Jan Brady
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Jack Brown: Why me? Of all the stuff in the store, why did you pick me?
- Eric Bates: You made me laugh. I wanted a friend who made me laugh.
- Jack Brown: So of all the toys in the store you wanted a friend. If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect.”

Richard Pryor - Jack Brown
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates

“I have friends, I have attorneys. Money buys alot of attorneys and friends.”
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell