“- Ed: And that's Otis, he's 77-years-old and worked here longer than anyone.
- Otis: I should've died years ago.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Abe Vigoda - Otis

“- Death: I was only curious, he's not on any of my lists. But you are, Daniel.
- Danny Madigan: Now?
- Death: No, you die a grandfather...”

Sir Ian McKellen - Death
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“Don't beat yourself up over this. It's not your fault. That's what old people do. They die.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“I don't think kids have a problem with death. It's us older ones who are nearer to it, that start being frightened.”
Helena Bonham Carter

“I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back! Don't you go dying on me!”

Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas