“- Richard J. Remington: Fella's, this is all yours.
- Todd: Mr. R, I think I've found my calling in life.
- Richard J. Remington: Really! And I had you figured for a brain surgeon!”

Frank Nelson - Richard J. Remington
Bruce Greenwood - Todd

“I thought when I was a young man that I would conquer the world with truth. I thought I would lead an army greater than Alexander ever dreamed of, not to conquer nations, but to liberate mankind.”

Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd

“- Louise: You really could have been something, mother.
- Mama Rose: If I could have been, I would have been. And that's show business.”
Cynthia Gibb - Louise
Bette Midler - Mama Rose

“- Kidnapper: We want you to stop killing half a million people a year in the US. We don't want any money.
- Nick Naylor: Then what do you want? I'm all ears here.
- Kidnapper: What does any man want? The love of a woman? Crisp bacon? An average life span over eighty years?”
Jeff Witzke - Kidnapper
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“I know it's just our first day, but I already can't wait to graduate and start saving mankind... And womankind. And animalkind.”
Danielle Panabaker - Layla