“The Malibu Bikini Shop” quotes

Movie The Malibu Bikini Shop
Title The Malibu Bikini Shop
Year 1986
Director David Wechter
Genre Comedy, Romance
Interpreted by
All actors – Michael David Wright, Bruce Greenwood, Amanda Horan Kennedy, Debra Blee, Jay Robinson, Galyn Görg, Ami Julius, Frank Nelson, Kathleen Freeman, Jon Rashad Kamal, Beverly Sanders, Harvey J. Goldenberg
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  • “Get set for Ida's Bikini Shop fashion preview. The look this summer is military. So look out, 'cuz the troops have landed on the beach.”
    Amanda Horan Kennedy - Ronnie
  • “- Todd: Gentlemen, welcome. Remember: peeping is a privilege, not a right. Please remain seated at all times, keep your hands at your sides. Should you need oxygen, a mask will fall from the console above your head. Thank you. Have a nice day.
    - Juan: Hey, thanks, man. We'll work for you dudes any time.
    - Todd: Anything to further the education...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Bruce Greenwood - Todd
    David Yanez - Juan
  • “- Jane: Alan Finston, what's come over you? If you intend to go through with this idiocy, you and I are through!
    - Alan: Jane, you're right... You and I are through!”

    Debra Blee - Jane
    Michael David Wright - Alan
  • “We are offering an alternative lifestyle for young people seeking inner peace through meditation... prayer... and forfeiture of all worldly possessions. Perhaps you and the rest of your staff might be interested in joining our church. You may find yourselves seeking a new direction in life, now that you will be... unemployed. Good day!”

    Jon Rashad Kamal - Eric Greene
  • “We're gonna have to work awfully hard to sell the store. See, it's got to be turned into a profit-making business in order to attract a buyer. Now, I figure it'll take a couple of weeks to get everything taken care of. In the meantime, we'll just live here. Now you, Todd, can either help me out or not. It's up to you.”
    Michael David Wright - Alan
  • “- Todd: Ok, time to get wet! Are you ready?
    - Alan: Todd, I just read the invoice from that surgical supply house.
    - Todd: So?
    - Alan: The thread, the surgical thread we used to sew the bikinis...
    - Todd: What about it?
    - Alan: It's for dissolving stitches, Todd!
    - Todd: I know!”

    Bruce Greenwood - Todd
    Michael David Wright - Alan
    [Tag:nudity, swimming]
  • “- Alan: So, tell me, Todd, what have you been up to lately?
    - Todd: Well, I was up in Seattle for a while... I finally found a backer for my solar-powered hot dog stands! Then it rained for 60 days in a row, the guy backed out, so... I just been traveling around, staying with friends.”

    Michael David Wright - Alan
    Bruce Greenwood - Todd
  • “- Richard J. Remington: Fella's, this is all yours.
    - Todd: Mr. R, I think I've found my calling in life.
    - Richard J. Remington: Really! And I had you figured for a brain surgeon!”

    Frank Nelson - Richard J. Remington
    Bruce Greenwood - Todd
    [Tag:aspiration, women]
  • “- Alan: Mr. Greene... Have you always been involved in retail?
    - Eric Greene: Retail? I find it utterly repugnant. No. I'm going to make a few structural changes to this place, and then turn it into a recruitment and meditation center for my organization... The Holistic Church of Truth and Tranquility.”

    Michael David Wright - Alan
    Jon Rashad Kamal - Eric Greene