“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month.”

John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

One night there was something in my pants, like blood. My mom said, "Oh, hell, your period". This is where all the trouble starts. She was right.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“- April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
- Keecia: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
- Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
- Keecia: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
- Jessica: I had my period, ok!”
Anna Faris - April
Maritza Murray - Keecia
Alexandra Holden - Lulu
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison