“I'll have what she's having.”

Estelle Reiner - Older Woman Customer

“It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
- Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum: I've never tried it.
- Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?”
Natasha Lyonne - Jessica
Tara Reid - Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum

“I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... it really, deeply upsets me.”
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow