“Since we have been together I have felt more uncomfortable, out of place, embarassed, and just physically sick then I have in my entire life. But I could not have gone through that, I could not have thrown up 19 times in 48 days if I was not in love with you.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“- Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick and I'm in love.
- Thurston Howell: You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.
- Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: That's right. That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two and I don't care.”
William H. Macy - Quiz Kid Donnie Smith
Henry Gibson - Thurston Howell

“- Jimmy Dix: What, you don't believe in love?
- Joe Hallenbeck: I believe in love; I also believe in cancer.
- Jimmy Dix: What, they're both diseases?
- Joe Hallenbeck: Something like that.”
Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Sandy: I'm no stranger to heartbreak.
- Frenchie: Oh! Do you have psoriasis?”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Sandy
Didi Conn - Franchie

“You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row.”
Lance Armstrong - Himself