“- Pumbaa: Can I be your best man?
- Banzai: I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!”
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Cheech Marin - Banzai

“- Al Stephenson: So you're gonna break this marriage up. Have you decided yet how you're gonna do it? Are you gonna do it with an axe?
- Peggy Stephenson: It's none of your business how I'm gonna do it. You've forgotten what it's like to be in love.”

Fredric March - Al Stephenson
Teresa Wright - Peggy Stephenson

“- John Glenn: I liked a girl in my class, but all the other guys liked her too and she didn't pay any attention. But I kept after her, Eddie.
- Game Show MC: Did you finally get her to notice you?
- John Glenn: Yes, I did. In fact, I finally got her to marry me.”
Ed Harris - John Glenn
Robert J. Geary - Game Show M.C.

“- Holly Garnett: We're going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring.
- Chelsea Turner: Oooh. Okay, whatever it takes, I'm gonna marry that man.”
Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner

“Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
Paul Shaffer - Hermes; the Messenger God