“- Beth: The police are here.
- D-Fens: Beth, did you know that in some South American countries it's legal to kill your wife if she insults you?”
Barbara Hershey - Beth
Michael Douglas - D-Fens

“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Billy Butcherson: [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!
- Billy Butcherson: [to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.
- Max: Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
- Winifred Sanderson: Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence!”
Doug Jones - Billy
Omri Katz - Max
Bette Midler - Winifred

- Johnny Utah: Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?
- Bunker Weiss: [smiling] Nope.
- Tone: That would be a waste of time...
- Warchild: We're just gonna fuck you up!
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Chris Pedersen - Bunker
Anthony Kiedis - Tone
Vincent Klyn - Warchild

“- Roy: While you're in the bathroom, put some toilet paper in there.
- Joe Henry: You do it. It's your jerk-off room.
- Roy: I'll jerk your head off!”
Richard Bright - Roy
Noah Fleiss - Joe Henry