“And so despair leads to betrayal. And you and I are no strangers to betrayal, are we, Jack?”
Tom Hollander - Cutler Beckett

“If befriend donkey, expect to be kicked.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

- Claudia: Didn't you have a girlfriend, or...
- Russell "Sad Sack" Terziak: Yeah, she went and married my best buddy Ray.
Holly Hunter - Claudia
David Strathairn - Russell Terziak

“- Maxwell Smart: Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.
- Lloyd: We never thought you were.
- Bruce: Yeah, we love you, man.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd
Masi Oka - Bruce

- Danny Butterman: "Point Break" or "Bad Boys II"?
- Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
- Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel