“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld

“People looking at advertisements or reading their local newspapers would have had no idea that what they were reading was bought and paid for with their tax dollars.”
George Miliotis Miller

“When I was sixteen, I went to work for a newspaper in Hong Kong. It was a rag, but the editor taught me one important lesson. The key to a great story is not who, or what, or when, but why.”
Jonathan Pryce - Elliot Carver

“- Mario: Are you spendin' money on this stuff? Look at this!
- Luigi: Yeah, but that's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls in it.
- Mario: Yeah? It's also got one on the scientist who turns brains into cheese.”

Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Railway Official: There's still fifty miles of track to be laid between here and Allabahad.
- Phileas Fogg: But the London newspapers announced the opening of this railway throughout.
- Railway Official: That must have been The Daily Telegraph. Never would have read that in The Times.”
Ronald Colman - Great Indian Peninsular Railway Official
David Niven - Phileas Fogg