“Two wayward travellers stuck in a Geo with a guy named Vic.”
Sandra Bullock - Sarah Lewis

“- Abrams: Enjoy the pen.
- Ben: You're gonna let me keep the pen?
- Abrams: You better go before I change my mind.”
Al Pacino - Charles Abrams
Josh Duhamel - Ben Cahill

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“Funny how I meet you at all my homicides.”

Sam Levene - Police Lt. Abrams

“- Ernie Smuntz: Wow... I almost feel sorry for the little fella.
- Ernie Smuntz and Lars Smuntz: [together, laughing] Almost!”

Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz