“The only thing I remember is leaving, which is my fondest memory of you.”
Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa

- Doctor Rock: What does it say?
- Richard Boyle: "Fuck you" in Italian. Shit, she's gone back to Italy to her parents. Goddamnit!
- Doctor Rock: That's too bad, Richard. But at least she left the TV.

Jim Belushi - Dr. Rock
James Woods - Richard Boyle

I grew up in large part thanks to my mother. If she were only here today... I'd say, "Hey, ma, what are you doing here? You've been dead for nine years!".
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

My mum always said: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, son. You get them before they get you. Eat your greens. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. Maybe it would best if you leave home and never come back!". She wasn't even my real mum. She bought me from a man.
Jason Barry - Valentine

“Apparently my birth is not considered a blessed event; that's me in the basket, and that's my mother carrying me. And that's my mother running away.”
Michael Oliver - Junior