“If ifs and buts where candies and nuts, we'd all have a very merry christmas.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“- Lenina Huxley: Look at you, you're a shambles!
- John Spartan: Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread.
[pause]
- John Spartan: I really didn't say that, did I? Damn!”
Sandra Bullock - Lenina Huxley
Sylvester Stallone - John Spartan

“- Herc Hansen: When you drift with someone, you feel like there's nothing to talk about. I just don't wanna regret all the things that I never said.
- Chuck Hansen: That won't- you don't need to. I know. I always have.”
Max Martini - Herc Hansen
Robert Kazinsky - Chuck Hansen

“- Lisa: Did you ever wish you could delete everything you said as soon as you'd said it? Lately all I do is hear myself being so weak and whiny and needy that I wish I could delete every...
- George: I think the answer to that is to stop talking. Deny a voice to what's falling apart. No lip service. That's my advice to you.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa
Paul Rudd - George

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie