“- Marty O'Reilly: You're beautiful, and no one's going to notice your chest.
- Grace Briggs: Thanks a lot.”

Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly
Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs

“- Jeffrey Anderson: You have beautiful eyes.
- Ariel Maloney: Oh, they're nothing compared to my tits.”
Kevin Kline - Jeffrey Anderson
Teri Hatcher - Ariel Maloney

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Walt Tenor: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
- April Mercedes: Tit?”
Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Eva Mendes - April Mercedes

“If you think a 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy