“So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't?”
Anthony Anderson - Glen

“- Carol: Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys.
- Scott Calvin: Probably someone that knows his way around eBay.”

Elizabeth Mitchell - Carol
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Dominic Manetta: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
- Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?”
Joseph Rigano - Dominic Manetta
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“Just be careful out there in cyberspace. Don't tell them anything.”

Sinbad - Sam Simms

“Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women.”
Steve Zahn - George Pappas