“I suppose marriage has always been an economic proposition. Even in fiction.”
“- Abbè Faria: Define Economics.
- Edmond Dantes: Economics is a science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of commodities.
- Abbè Faria: Translation?
- Edmond Dantes: Dig first, money later.”
“- Gonzo: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance!
- The Honorable Edward I. Koch: If he can balance the budget, I'll hire him!”
“- Igby: Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia.
- Oliver: Economics.
- Igby: Semantics.”
“The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now.”