“- Brad: Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.
- Nick Naylor: What are you talking about?
- Brad: I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.”

Daniel Travis - Brad
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.”
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself

“Do they smoke and have cigarettes up in Heaven? I don't think so... I don't think so.”
Bill Borchardt - Mark's Uncle / Executive Producer