“What people want in a marriage is what I call emotional valet parking.”
David Rasche - Alan

“You must have realised I must marry for money. We lose the house, the whole family goes down. I can't afford to marry you now, however much I'd want to.”
Colin Firth - Simon Westward

- Lily: There's only one thing I want.
- Trenholm: Name it, and it's yours.
- Lily: I'd like to have a "Mrs." on my tombstone.
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm

“- Ria Verma: I don't think you're ready for marriage.
- Aditi Verma: I just want to settle down.
- Ria Verma: So what do you do? Get married to some guy selected by mummy and daddy, you've barely known him for a couple of weeks!”
Shefali Shah - Ria Verma
Vasundhara Das - Aditi Verma

My parents have been married for 26 years. They're like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.
Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Miner