“What people want in a marriage is what I call emotional valet parking.”
David Rasche - Alan

“You must have realised I must marry for money. We lose the house, the whole family goes down. I can't afford to marry you now, however much I'd want to.”
Colin Firth - Simon Westward

- Lily: There's only one thing I want.
- Trenholm: Name it, and it's yours.
- Lily: I'd like to have a "Mrs." on my tombstone.
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm

My parents have been married for 26 years. They're like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.
Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Miner

“- Sarah: Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore!
- Tom: You haven't been a virgin since college.
- Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure.”

Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom