“- Luc Teyssier: There is something in his eyes... vain. It is a word, no?
- Kate: It is a word. He has beautiful eyes.
- Luc Teyssier: Oh, he knows it. You can see it in his smile... not even a smile, a smirk. It is a word?
- Kate: Shut up. Is it a word?
- Luc Teyssier: Two words.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
- Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.”

Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield
Courtney Gains - Hans Klopek

“Like... we see a picture of this young lady. But to the lady, are we just a picture of us? Did you ever think about that?”

Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi

“- Bill Blazejowski: [picking up photo from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?
- Chuck Lumley: Fiancée.
- Bill Blazejowski: Nice frame!”
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski
Henry Winkler - Chuck Lumley

“- John, 'MILF' Guy #2: [while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom] Dude that chick's a MILF!
- Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1: What to hell is that?
- John, 'MILF' Guy #2: M-I-L-F: Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
- Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!”
John Cho - John, 'MILF' Guy #2
Justin Isfeld - Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1