“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hourago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
- Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
- Neville Bell: No, you got lens-cap on it.”
David Gulpilil - Neville Bell
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton

“- Richard Rich Sr.: Mount Richmore? I did say that we needed a family portrait, Regina. But this?
- Regina Rich: Well, it was Rafaelle's idea. She's the artist. I didn't want to stifle her creativity.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Oh, honey. You know I'm all for the arts. But don't you think it's a tad pretentious to have our faces 100 feet high?”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich

“- Luc Teyssier: There is something in his eyes... vain. It is a word, no?
- Kate: It is a word. He has beautiful eyes.
- Luc Teyssier: Oh, he knows it. You can see it in his smile... not even a smile, a smirk. It is a word?
- Kate: Shut up. Is it a word?
- Luc Teyssier: Two words.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Mark Rumsfield: Oh, pretty girl! Friend of yours?
- Hans Klopek: No, it came with the frame.”

Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield
Courtney Gains - Hans Klopek