“I was comparing men to animals!... Which, let's face it, sometimes they are. But sometimes, they are not.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale

“I've always dreamed of big game hunting. How about killing an endangered species? Like a Bald Eagle or a Giant Panda!”
Trevor Einhorn - Joey Thomas

“Oh, I'm not here with these fellas. I've got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion, and I am gonna win that blue ribbon!”

Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called, uhm.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Big motherfuckers.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: [over the radio] Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?
- Detective Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!”
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey