“- BBC Reporter: So you're saying you're bisexual?
- Young Man: I like boys. I like girls. They're all great. No difference, is there?”
Damian Suchet - BBC Reporter
Wash Westmoreland - Young Man

“- Harold Lee: Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man.
- Kumar Patel: And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down, man! Take a bow!”
John Cho - Harold Lee
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel

“I don't recall that glorious document saying anything about all straight men are created equal. I believe it says all men are created equal.”

Denzel Washington - Joe Miller

“- Val Goldman: Uh, Dad, could we maybe hire a straight maid for this evening?
- Armand Goldman: There are no straight maids in South Beach.”
Dan Futterman - Val Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“- Bernadette: We've only recently discovered that young Anthony here, bats for both teams.
- Mitzi: I do not!
- Felicia: Oh, so we're straight?
- Mitzi: No.
- Felicia: Oh, we're not. So we're a donut puncher, after all?
- Mitzi: No.
- Felicia: Then what the hell are we?
- Mitzi: I don't fuckin' know.”
Terence Stamp - Bernadette
Hugo Weaving - Mitzi
Guy Pearce - Felicia