“- Old Lady: You two boys can just fuck right off.
- Joe Young: Ma'am?
- Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers.”

Louise Rapport - Old Lady
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“Jane Hawking-So, I take it you've never been to church?
Stephen Hawking-Once upon a time.
Jane Hawking-Tempted to convert?
Stephen Hawking-I have a slight problem with the celestial dictatorship premise.”
Eddie Redmayne - Stephen Hawking
Felicity Jones - Jane Hawking

“The Catholic Church should go to confession, not you!”
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

“- Samantha Caine (Charly): What, are you a Mormon?
- Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.”
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)
Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey

“I don't know what's worse, church or jail?”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode