“- Doug: You are in training my son.
- Brian: In training for what?
- Doug: For stardom. No matter how liberal this world may become, a man will always be judged on the amount of alcohol he can consume, and women will be impressed with it, whether they like it or not!”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

I've always just loved to kill. I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and - it's just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, everybody recognized me. I couldn't even lurk anymore. I'd hear, "Who's that lurking over there? Isn't that Merv Griffin?". So I came to Europe to kill. And it's really worked out very well for me.
Merv Griffin - Himself - The Elevator Killer

“- Holly Goodhead: You know him?
- James Bond: Not socially. His name's Jaws, he kills people.”
Lois Chiles - Holly Goodhead
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Charlie: People who get the calls are good. Not flashy, good. They get in, they get out, nobody knows a goddamn thing. You understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head, you know they're dead.
- Wesley: You know, that's kind of catchy.
- Charlie: Yeah? Well I'll make you a fucking bumper sticker.”
Morgan Freeman - Charlie
Chris Rock - Wesley

“- Captain Salazar: You don’t know who I am.
- Captain Hector Barbossa: I’ve heard stories of a mighty Spanish captain, El Matador Del Mar. A man who scourged the sea, hunted and killed thousands of men.
- Captain Salazar: No, no, no, no! Men, no. No, no, no, no. Pirates. Pirates.”
Javier Bardem - Captain Salazar
Geoffrey Rush - Captain Hector Barbossa