“Arthur! Will you leave the girl enough clothes on not to catch cold?”

Charles Durning - Senator Samuel Chapman

“- Angus Bethune: I get this pain in my stomach whenever I see her.
- Troy Wedberg: You get a boner in your stomach?”

Charlie Talbert - Angus Bethune
Chris Owen - Troy Wedberg

“I have a lot of great memories, but I can't imagine anything more exciting than the life I have now.”
Rob Lowe

“All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.”
Melissa George - Cleo Miller

“First time you ever see an outlaw? Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon