“Our BelovedLeader is wise. He is gentle, kind and strong. We wish him joy. We wish him peace. We wish him love. And the other thing in our time we wish more than this, is for the United States to explode in a ball of fiery hell. Die America, die.”

Yuna Song - Korean Girl

“It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.”
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Torrance Shipman: Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you.
- Courtney: You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass!”
Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Clare Kramer - Courtney

“After the monarchy and fascist rule, the communist regime also went up in smoke. I remembered the recipe book that we had lost and suddenly realized that the family secret was not to be found on its pages. It was preserved by my grandmother. The only one in our family who had the gift of breathing freely.”
Ralph Fiennes - Ivan Sors

“The people would vote for Donald Duck or Genghis Khan or whoever the local cop tells them to because if they don't, this is what happens!”

James Woods - Richard Boyle