“There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.”
Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob

“A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“You kissed him! At My Parents’ house! On my wedding day!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send three men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.”
Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach