Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“- Scolex: Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.
- Dr. Brenda Bradford: We were?
- Scolex: Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed. I was obese. Maybe you remember me like this.”

Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex
Joely Fisher - Brenda

“By the second day of incubation, any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies, like rats leaving a sinking ship; then the ship... sinks.”

Joe Turkel - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

“- Wilbur Turnblad: This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big.
- Edna Turnblad: Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.”

Christopher Walken - Wilbur Turnblad
John Travolta - Edna Turnblad

“Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.”

Kevin Spacey - Verbal