“- Michele Weinberger: Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
- Romy White: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Mr. Gruffydd: Where is the light I thought to see in your eye? Are you afraid, boy? You heard what the doctor said?
- Huw: Yes, sir.”

Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd
Roddy McDowall - Huw

“You were right. I am diseased, and... it might be contagious somehow. I wouldn't want to infect you.”

Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Mateo: What was Frankie like?
- Johnny: A warrior who is not afraid to go to the other side.”
Djimon Hounsou - Mateo
Paddy Considine - Johnny

“- Scott Howard: Listen, Stiles. Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?
- Stiles: Why, you looking to catch something?
- Scott Howard: No, I'm serious.
- Stiles: No... but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shop teacher?
- Scott Howard: Yeah?
- Stiles: Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner.”
Michael J. Fox - Scott Howard
Jerry Levine - Stiles