“- Simon: Do you need to call someone or are you a surprise?
- Rachel: I would. My mother cut my phone service off. She's a gem. [tosses phone out of the car]”
Dermot Mulroney - Simon
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel

“Help me find my phone.”
Julianne Moore - Dr. Alice Howland

- Francis MacMillan: You believe that your mother wants to hurt you?
- Claudia Draper: She doesn't want to, but...
- Francis MacMillan: You don't believe she wants to help you?
- Claudia Draper: Sure she wants to help me. You all want to "help" me. Except for Harry. Harry doesn't give a shit.
Robert Webber - Francis MacMillan
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“Seymour, listen to me - I was a good mother, I never told any of my children to do anything wrong and I wouldn't tell you. So be a good boy, Seymour. Help them! Kill them!”
Katharine Hepburn - Grace Quigley

- Drew Baylor: I'm gonna have to call you back.
- Heather Baylor: Okay, just dial "hell" and I'll answer.
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor
Judy Greer - Heather Baylor