“I noticed the other morning you didn't order any breakfast. I wasn't sure if that was because you weren't a breakfast eater... or becuase you thought I was gonna kill you.”

Christian Slater - Lewis Farrell

“- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for eating pancakes.
- Barney Coopersmith: So the bottom pancake gets the same amount of syrup as the first.
- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: He has a system for everything!”
Colleen Camp - Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“- Shooter McGavin: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
- Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Shooter McGavin: [long pause] No!”

Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Eddie Moscone: Let's go have some breakfast.
- Jack Walsh: I don't eat breakfast.
- Eddie Moscone: Well then have an early lunch, let's go!”
Joe Pantoliano - Eddie Moscone
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Sara Crewe: Look! Just what we ordered!
- Becky: I'm a little scared about all of this.
- Sara Crewe: Me too. Do you think we shouldn't eat it?
- Becky: I'm not that scared!”

Liesel Matthews - Sara Crewe
Vanessa Chester - Becky