“- Dora Diamond: You have a girlfriend?
- Paul Tannek: Ex-girlfriend. We dated in high school.
- Dora Diamond: Do you still see her?
- Paul Tannek: No. She lost some weight over the summer, so she's dating a lot more now. You know how it goes.”
Mena Suvari - Dora Diamond
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek

“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Flo Addams: It's a rabbit's foot. A lucky charm. My uncle wore it for 32 years.
- Little John Sarto: A lucky charm, eh? Where'd you get it?
- Flo Addams: From my mother. With her own hand she took it off of my uncle after they hung him.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto

“- Angharad: You are king in the chapel. But I will be queen in my own kitchen.
- Mr. Gruffydd: You will be queen wherever you walk.”
Maureen O'Hara - Angharad
Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd

“When you felt the urge to become an Uncle, you should have found a less inflammatory niece.”

Rita Johnson - Pamela Hill