“There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist.”
Alan Arkin - Sheldon Kornpett

“You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself! Wait here, I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.”

Jon Lovitz - Ernie Capadino

“They fired him. He killed himself. They fired me. They fired men like flushing shit down a toilet. Well... this time the shit is fighting back.”
Jude Law - Robinson

“- Mia Thermopolis: Now, what did you want to tell me?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.
- Mia Thermopolis: I already have braces.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“Madam, I rather spend an afternoon in a Turkish bath with my mother than visit the dratted dentist.”
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert