“When we're ready we would like to ask you to remove your eyeglasses and shoes and place your head between the knees… Between your own knees, Father!”
Wendy Phillips - Mary

“Listen to me, we're going on a trip now, it's going to be rough. If you hear something in the woods, you tell me. if you hear something in the water, you tell me. But under no circumstances are you allowed to take off your blindfold.”
Sandra Bullock - Malorie

“- Sydney Small Mammals: Please, this is a wild animal! You get too close, it'll give you a nasty nip!
- Rollo Lee: A safety pin would give me a nasty nip, Lotterby. I'll tell you what fierce is, fierce is biting the whole hand off!”
Robert Lindsay - Sydney Small Mammals
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“No one's ever been attacked by one of those, Lotterby, or if they have been, they never noticed.”

John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“Damn, did you know that you could have seven million termites living in your house and not even know it until you fall right through the corridor floor on your way to the kitchen?”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali