“- Stanley White: You were right, I was wrong. Sorry. I'd like to be a nice guy. I would. I just don't know how to be nice.
- Tracy Tzu: You're really cracked, you know that?”

Mickey Rourke - Stanley White
Ariane - Tracy Tzu

“- Max Conners: I'm sorry, Page. I'm a terrible mother. I'm a terrible everything.
- Page Conners: You're finally seeing things clearly.”

Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“This is me taking control from Sloan, from the fraternity, from Janice from billing reports, from ergonomic keyboards, from cheating girlfriends and sack a shit best friends. This is me taking back control of my life.”
James McAvoy - Wesley

“You're a lemon. There is something inherently defective in you, and me, and all of us. We're all lemons. We look like everyone else, but what makes us different is our defect.”
Al Pacino - Walter