“- Armand Goldman: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.
- Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fag!
- Armand Goldman: Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador

“I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.”

Stephen Mendillo - Jim Ahern

“Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Sterling

“- Enrique: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
- Elle Woods: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back into court room]
- Elle Woods: He's gay! Enrique is gay!”

Greg Serano - Enrique
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Noxeema: When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen.
- Vida: Thank you.
- Noxeema: And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!”
Wesley Snipes - Noxeema
Patrick Swayze - Vida