“Legally Blonde” quotes(2001)
Plot – Elle Woods, a popular natural blond and president of her school’s girl club, never had a problem in life and yet is not spoiled or capricious. One evening her boyfriend Warner invites her to dinner and Elle thinks he wants to marry her, but surprise, surprise, Warner wants to break up because she is too blonde, and so not serious enough. Elle now wants to prove him wrong.
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“Legally Blonde” Quotes 16 quotes
“Any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.”
“- Brooke Taylor Windham: Are you one of my lawyers?
- Elle Woods: Sort of.
- Brooke Taylor Windham: Well thank God one of you has a brain.”
“I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[someone whistles at her]
“Last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”
“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.”
I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his "Brief History of Time"…from my fourth grade paper.