Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis.
Bruce Dern - Admiral Graham

“Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones

“There's a place in my heart for the one I love best, and I still have her picture tattooed on my chest.”

Spencer Tracy - Manuel

“- Violet: That's a great tattoo. Beautiful labrys. Are you surprised I know what it is?
- Corky: Maybe.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“- Fishlegs: Your mom let you get a tattoo?
- Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
- Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
- Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fishlegs
T.J. Miller - Tuffnut
Kristen Wiig - Ruffnut