“The more I see of humanity, the more I marvel at its infinite variety.”
Edward Arnold - Insp. Porfiry

“- Mr. Smith: You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
- Donna Quitano: I give up.
- Mr. Smith: With the car, the prick's on the inside.”
Clive Owen - Smith
Monica Bellucci - Donna Quintano

“You needn't be afraid, Miss Brown. Not a bit. You see, we are like... two trains, halted for a moment at the same station. But we're going in different directions.”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu

“- Mrs. Pascal: Oh my God, I sounded just like a mother! Didn't I sound just like a mother?
- Marty Pascal: You are a mother.
- Mrs. Pascal: I know, but I still can't believe it. I look at you people and wonder, how did you ever fit in my womb?”
Geneviève Bujold - Mrs. Pascal
Josh Hamilton - Marty Pascal

“- Ed: I wonder how they get the wienie into the corny exterior?
- Monique: A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Shar Jackson - Monique