“- Fred Collins: They're clamoring for an encore, Mr. Ford. Will you do another song?
- Gene Autry: I'd be glad to.”

Rex King - Fred Collins
Gene Autry - Gene Autry

“- Jack: Do you write songs or anything?
- Ally: I don't sing my own songs.
- Jack: Why?
- Ally: I just don't feel comfortable.
- Jack: Why wouldn't you feel comfortable?
- Ally: Because like almost every single person that I've come in contact with in the music industry has told me that my nose is too big and that I won't make it.”
Lady Gaga - Ally
Bradley Cooper - Jack

“Do what is in your heart, Jakie. If you sing and God is not in your voice, your father will know.”
Eugenie Besserer - Sara Rabinowitz

“If the dog believes it, the audience believes it.”

James Lipton - The Director

“- Jerry Palter: We don't want people to reach for their remotes here.
- Mark Shubb: It's public television.
- Alan Barrows: They don't have remotes.”
Michael McKean - Jerry Palter
Harry Shearer - Mark Shubb
Christopher Guest - Alan Barrows